No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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