So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i think i have herpe
just one?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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