He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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