he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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