I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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