We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
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Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal