Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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