I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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