the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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