Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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