so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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