I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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