i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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