I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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