Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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