Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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