these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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