But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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