Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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