I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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