we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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