would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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