last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
seriously i just wanna be friends
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It's just like the Real World with babies
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i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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