that's an acceptable place to lick
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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