I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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