Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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