sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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