are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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