i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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