If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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