What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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