Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Drunk is not a location!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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