Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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We don't watch enough power rangers
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
