Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics