Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
We had to coat check the pizza.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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