Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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