I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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