Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
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I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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