Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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