used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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