North Korea, Best Korea!
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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