Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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