One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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