No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
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