stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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