there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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