He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
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He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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