It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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