How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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