She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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