Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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