I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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