That's intense
My brain says no but my pants say off.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Watching her eat just hurts me
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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