Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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