I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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