youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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