Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
