I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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